You are right Princess Pepper... it really not fair!
 
Spice may be the "shelter Model". but being a model is not allways fun.
 
Spice has to hold still, and have a bright flashy light in her eyes.
Then she has to think of a bunch of words to write that story for the UK
Ferrets First magazine.
 
So while she is having to do stuff thats not fun - you can dance, and
play, and eat (she has to watch her figure too - like other models), and
rearange your hidey hole stash, while she has to hold still and not blink
with a flashy light in her eyes.
 
And going other places is not allways fun either - she has to be couped
up in a carrier, and she doesn't have her toys, and she has to do what
the people want.  so actually you are having way more fun than her.
 
From a friend
Misty
[Posted in FML issue 4325]