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Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:57:48 -0700
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Mr Edward Lipinski has a monumental propensity for embellishing speech
with flowery tongue! But for all the meanderings of his words there has
not been much food for thought. Merely numerous humorous quips. Mr.
Lipinski has refrained from expounding upon his "foundation's" ability
to bypass eons of the ferret's evolution as an obligate carnivore and
his success at teaching at least his domestic specimens of said animal
to utilize elephant and horse sized amounts of plant fodder for its
nutrient source! Mr. Lipinski indicated his methodology at Ferret
Endowment for Research, Rehabilitation, Education, and Training
Society, North West Foundation as being simply stated by two definers,
to wit:

Definer No. 1. Particle Micro-miniaturization and
Definer No. 2. Hyper-thermal Extraction

But when queried- offered no response except to create a diversionary
topic from the innards of a 10,000 ton ferret! Which as intimated in
that topic is merely a phenomenal load of excretia!

Please, Mr. Lipinski, expound upon your 2 part methodology for altering
eons of ferret digestive ability! Enlighten those of us who believe
that feeding what the carnivorous ferret evolved to eat is more
beneficial than forcing the ferret's system to glean nutrients from
sources herbivores evolved to digest! Inquiring minds would like to
know!

It was perfectly understandable that your post regarding the "ancient
adage" of the ferret's missing cecum would have you misplacing the
missing digestive apparatus- because after all how can one properly
position what isn't there? Rather like how ancient peoples upon
discovering an elephant's skull, but having never seen an elephant,
thought they'd discovered the skull of a cyclops! Not until subsequent
peoples actually saw a decomposing elephant's skull did the cyclops
move from a perceived reality into a mythical being!

When you have the proof in front of you, the former perceptions begin
to disintegrate. It isn't easy to change old ways, but it IS done every
day and this is called "progress".

Shall we progress to a discussion of your methodology or be treated to
another diversive quip?

Cheers,
Kim


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