To Richard:  (with apologies ;-) )
 
> Ten excuses you can use if you own ferrets!
> 6......Don't want to clean the house......AFRAID OF WHAT YOU MIGHT FIND
 
  6.1....DO want to clean up the house......and so have an Easter Egg Hunt
         for the kids so they can do the dirty work.  ("Look I gots four
         eggies and two foamy meat trays and ten socks and...")
 
> 3......Don't want to get up in the morning........might disturb the
>        sleeping fert nested between your legs.
 
  3.1....DO want to get up in the morning...........disturbed by the
         definately non-sleeping fert *digging* between your legs.
 
;-)  Lynn.
[Posted in FML issue 1543]
[Posted in FML issue 1543]