1. Those stories about blenders overheating--aren't lies.
 
2. Those overheated blenders smell.  Very, very bad.
 
3. Socks are made for one species and one species only-- ferrets.
 
4. If your friends don't like your ferrets they aren't worth it.
   Drop 'em.
 
5. Cleaning poop is better than not having it there in the first place:)
 
6. Something is wrong when you give a lecture to your highschool friends
   about adrenalectomies and then claim August comes directly after May.
 
7. Love comes in all shapes, colors and species.
 
8. Sometimes it's worth making a big fuss.
 
9. Love is taste-testing duck soup, medications, and ferretone.
 
10. Ferret mouths are cleaner than humans, so drinking out of the same
    glass isn't a problem.  Right?
 
11. Who cares if your family thinks youre nuts when paper towels and
    baking soda are on your Christmas list?
 
Krista and her five fuzzy kids:)
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[Posted in FML issue 5148]