Dear Ferret Folks-
 
For the last few days, instead of paying attention to just what the HELL
I'M DOING when behind the wheel of my car, I have been compulsively
writing and rejecting Haikus about weasles.  Heather, I am going to kill
somebody on the road!  And it's all YOUR fault!  "Well you see officer,
really I haven't been drinking.  I was thinking about how many syllables
there are in the phrase 'swollen vulva'...step out of the car sir?  O.K."
 
Thunder and lightning,
Gray fur and jett black storm clouds-
Open my damn cage.
 
Lick lick lick lick chomp
I bite the hand that feeds me
Hooooman scruffs and thumps
 
Oh, how I war-dance
I am like, so high, I'm like...
Totally Ferret
 
Alexandra in Massachusetts
[Posted in FML issue 3747]