Toby here, Your Kouri Fan Klub Kanadian Rep...and I'm in BIG trouble.  I
snuck my name into da draw, (it's ok you southern guy's I won't rat you
out) cause I love dem prizes!  Da Mom is soooo mad at me.
 
I gots the long talk again, responsibility, shelter kids, and I really try
not to yawn so den I end up wif a nap!  I think I can make Da Mom smile,
sure hope so, cause you know the "Harley Bug" Well he has dis medical
problem and dey have to "flush" his nose, sounds real scary to me cause
after Da Mom saw da FML today she said she was so mad at me dat she could
"flush" me with da poopies"  So poor ol Harley Bug mabey a barbell will
make da flush not so bad.
 
So when da Mom reads this she'll laugh again.  She was really mad and den
we go for a walk in the park dats like a real forest and some peeple come
with a baby dog thing, well, she starts ooing and awwing and touching it
so when I was supposed to just sniff him, I bit his nose and made him cry!
Then all poop let loose!  She was so mad we came home and I had another
nap!  I didn't break his nose, just a little nip.
 
Tomorrow I'll try to behave, sigh, Hey, where's dem cats, lets play round
up, comere, let me nip da toes!  Garbage, anyone looking, nah, oof, really
noisy though...looks like ANOTHER nap coming up!
[Posted in FML issue 3410]