Here is a new ferret song for all to enjoy.
 
Best to all your fuzzies from Mary Cohen
 
Ferret song: "I'm bored" - sung to the melody of
          The Star Spangled Banner
 
Oh boy am I bored!
There is nothing to do.
I am sick of those tubes
And that ferret ball is dumb.
You can throw out that sack
And those squeaky toys too.
I have chewed on those stars
Till my little jaws are numb.
Could I have a TV?
Then at least I could see
If there's anything out there
Of interest to me.
Oh say, could I subscribe
To the Ferret Mailing List? I know-
Mr. BIG could help me out,
He's the World's Ferret Pro.
[Posted in FML issue 3426]