Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled "Sparkle" specialists...
 
"HI THERE!  Glad yer home!  Got any snacks?  Hold me!  Play with me!  I'm
*so* happy to see you!  (bouncebouncebouncebouncebounce)"
 
In case you any of you were struggling to find the *right* definition to
describe what your flump-flumps do, I thought I'd help out.  My ferts
gave me these, so talk to them if you need further information.
 
What do you call:
 
-that sound your ferret makes jumping down from the couch?
 
Flump-Thump
 
-that sound your FAT ferret makes jell-o-bagging it off of the couch?
 
Plump-Flump-Thump
 
-the name of the maneuver when a fast ferret races by and "fangs" another
 ferret?
 
Zip-Nip
 
-the activity involving three ferrets and a waste basket?
 
Trash-Thrash
 
-a ferret that drinks water noisily?
 
Flerp-Slurp
 
-that sound one ferret makes, when calling for other ferrets to come out
 and play?
 
Seek-Squeak
 
-that sound your ferret makes when surprised while doing something bad?
 
(Carpet) Shark-Bark
 
-the activity involving ferrets biting the mail just shoved through the
 mail slot?
 
Mail-Nail
 
-the activity of hiding literally anything they can drag into a
 hidey-hold?
 
Rash-Stash
 
-dragging your knee-high leathers under the bed?
 
Boot-Scoot
 
-your discovery of the hosiery stash?
 
Sock-Shock
 
-the grubbing out when the treat container hits the floor?
 
Snack-Attack
 
-the dragging of spuds at high-speed across the kitchen floor?
 
Potato-Peeling
 
-the ferret on *top* of the fert pile?
 
The Cold One
 
-the high-speed run for the door the moment a flicker of light shines in?
 
Flash-Dash
 
I would have gotten more, but somebuddy saw the cat and everybuddy took
off!
 
Todd and the (get Roget on the fone!) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns
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[Posted in FML issue 3969]