I AM A NONE SMOKER BUT I'M ALMOST CERTAIN THAT FIO (MY SABLE FUZZIE HEAD)
WAS A HEAVY SMOKER IN HIS PAST LIFE.  WHEN EVER WE GO ACCROSS THE HALL TO
THE NEIGHBORS (AND FIO'S BROTHER A.J.) HE GOES HUNTING FOR ASHTRAYS, IF HE'S
LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND ONE HE GOES FOR A BELLY FLOP AND DRAGS HIS ENTIRE
LENGHTH THROUGH.  SOMETIMES HIS NOSE IS BLACK INSTEAD OF PINK.HIS BROTHER
DOSE'NT LOOK TWICE AT CIGGARETTS BUT I THINK FIO WOULD STICK HIS NOSE ON THE
HOT END IF GIVEN A CHANCE,ANY OTHER WANT TO BE SMOKERS OUT THERE?
 
YOU KNOW YOUR FERRET IS SPOILED WHEN....
COMPANY IS COMING OVER SO YOU HAVE TO GET DISHES DONE AND CLEAN UP BUT YOU
PICK UP YOUR FUZZIE AND HE GOES TO SLEEP IN YOUR ARMS SO YOU STAND THERE FOR
10 MIN WHILE HE CATCHES A QUICK NAP AND WANTS BACK DOWN.
 
PS.  I'VE READ A LOT ABOUT THE RECIPES FOR DUCK SOUP (I HAVE ABOUT 5 NOW)
BUT BEING NEW TO FERRETS AND THE FML I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S FOR, FIO WILL
EAT ANYTHING (I MEAN ANYTHING)I FEED HIM HIGH QUALITY CAT FOOD WHATS DUCK
SOUP???
[Posted in FML issue 1824]