The Story of Da "BRITCHES" !
To the tune of "Gilligan's Island"
 
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of talent true.
Two caring sisters, loved by all,
could sew thier butts of too.
 
One sis was mighty sewin' girl,
the other sewin' strong.
A thought came to thier heads one day,
they sewed for hours long......
   they sewed for hours long.
 
The weather was untimely hot,
it brought them both itch-es.
But there for the courage of the sewing two,
They came up with "BRITCHES" !......
   they came up with "BRITCHES" !
 
"BRITCHES" took off like sunblock on a tropic desert isle,
with colors brite, some muted too,
some look like grass, some like dirt.
There's tropical, and all kinds,
Flo's "BRITCHES" for Fert's !
 
s.pyron
3/18/06
[Posted in FML issue 5186]