Here is another song I (slightly) hacked up, much briefer than the two
previous ones (1812 and Before You Accuse Me).  It'll be obvious what
the tune is.  There may be more verses . . . which I leave as an
exercise for the reader.  Dors thinks I'm insane singing this at her.
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What a funny NOISE it's making!
It's talking to us . . . all ferrets talk!
What's it saying!?
It's saying: DOOKA Dooka DOOKA Dooka DOOKA Dooka DOOKA Dooka --
<Fang! Fang!> Fang, Fang!
Dooka Dooka Fang Fang, Dooka Dooka Fang Fang, Dooka Dooka Fang Fang!
 
        "--- Dooka Fang Fang, Dooka Dooka Fang Fang,
         --- Dooka Fang Fang, Dooka Dooka Fang Fang,
         --- Dooka Fang Fang, Dooka Dooka Fang Fang!
 
        Oh, you, Pooky Dooka Fang Fang,
        Dooka Dooka Fang Fang,
        We Love You!
 
        And, our, Pooky Dooka Fang Fang
        Dooka Dooka Fang Fang
        Loves us too!
 
        High, Low, Anywhere we go, our
        Dooka Dooka,
        we defend!
 
        Fang Fang Dooka Dooka Fang Fang --
        Our fine four-legged friend;
        Fang Fang Dooka Dooka Fang Fang,
        Our fine four-legged friend!"
 
Todd P. Cromwell III, Dors and Seldon, WA State
[Posted in FML issue 2225]