An unidentified person wrote (privately to Bob C.):
>Q: "Who in the .... appionted (sic) you feret (sic) God?  Your (sic) just
>a know it all who likes to think he is sumptin (sic) by writing crap no one
>ever reads....get a life asswhole (sic)."
 
In case you missed the original thread, it started in the April 6 FML,
issue # 2269 and carried on for several days.  Of course, some of us did
our teasing 'off list'... ;-)
 
But fear not, Bob does not have a corner on this position!
 
If you too would like to be a ferret god, just send $9.95 and two litterbox
tops to...oops, sorry, that's the "Draw Binky and Win" contest... Ahem..
 
As any "Xena, Warrior Princess" fan knows, any mortal can become a god by
consuming some ambrosia.  Ambrosia is the food of the gods.
 
Now, I thought ambrosia was something made of Jello with marshmallows on
top, but fortunately I checked my Fanny Farmer cookbook before I started
writing this.  Nope, it's a mixture of 3/4 shredded oranges and 1/4 shredded
coconut.  (Fresh coconut is prefered.)
 
Mix up a good sized batch of this, and consume.  Now this won't turn just
*anyone* into a ferret god, or for that matter into any type of god.  It
only works if you are pure of heart.  But if it's too late for that, try
just changing into some clean underwear and have a go at it.  (You might
want to annoint yourself with a bit of Ferretone first.)  If you can throw
lighting bolts when you have eaten the whole bowlful then it worked.  (I
tried this and thought I was making progress, but it turned out that it
was just static electricity.
 
Don't let that discourage you though.)
 
I'm off to mix up another bowlful, I figure there's nothing like a few
lightning bolts to discourage carpet digging!
 
-Ilena Ayala
[Posted in FML issue 2317]