You know you're owned by ferrets when.....
 ...you never wear shoes in your house
 ...if something is missing, you look under the bed/couch
 ...you come home from shopping, put the bags down, and immediately
    poke holes in the plastic
 ...if someone doesn't come when you call them you squeek a toy
 ...you check behind a cushion before sitting down
  ..you look down while you walk although your self-esteem is fine (-:
[Posted in FML issue 3260]