Does anyone remember that old campfire song, "I'm a nut?"  My guys
wanted me to share their version!
 
1.  I'm a little FRT (fert)
     I'm as cute as I can be
     I can dook and I can dance,
     I can dig up Mommy's plants!
 
Chorus:
 
     I'm a fert, I'm a mess,
     I'm so cute, look at me,
     what next???
 
2.  Raisins on the pantry shelf,
     Up I went, so proud of myself.
     Jars & cans came tumbling down,
     Mommy really has a frown!
 
Chorus
 
3.  Now you see me, now you don't
     Try and catch me - no you won't!
     Dumped out Mommy's water glass
     Now she wants to kick my a--!
 
Chorus
 
Fuzzy kisses,
 
Lao Bear (Who, me?)
Gurgey (Bonzaiiii!)
Samantha (Yawn)
Puka (It wasn't me, honest!)
[Posted in FML issue 1442]