We knows we is late for sendn' dis but we some illegals too and had
to tink about doin' it den membered the nonomous way. Puter actin all
funny tonite it changin colors and stuff.
>This Questionnaire Is For Ferrets Only!
>A Hooman Can Help!
>But, The Answers Must Come from The Ferret!
(1) What Is Your:
(A) Name? Misty, Mattman aka Bratty Matty, Casper, Nemo, Frisky
(B) Sex? Female, Male, Male, Male, Female
(C) Age? 4 1/2, 4, 5, mebbe 5, 7 mebbe 8 a girl never tells her true
age
(2) Do You Have A Favorite: (If Yes, What Or Who)
(A) Hooman? Our momms n Caspie luv's Chris Momms grandboy
(B) Food? Sheppard n' Greene, 8 in 1's Ultimate Chickn' n' Zupreem
mixed kibble n' specially momm's special chicken soup.
(C) Treat? Chickn' Bandits us all luv's cept fussy Misty only wants
crunchie's in DA can 8 in 1
(D) Toy? Anyting off limits in DA house, tube, Matty me luvs balls and
stuffed animals to attack, Misty me likes stuffed animals too.
Casper me luvs anyting plastic me likes DA crinkle noise I triz to
put big gallon in small space never works doe.
(E) Blanket? Anyting soft and cuddly
(F) Hammock? Any hammie will do if we can snuggle togeder
(G) Sleep Sack? We outgrowd dem don't like em any more
(H) Bed? The soft house we squished to sleep on togeder in our room n'
momma's drawers. Me Nemo Izz like to use momms as a bed n' she
rocks me when I don feel good, Mee Misty I likes of momma to rock
me and let me sleep on her chest. Well me too Caspie, I luvs to
snuggle on momma too.
Not me Matty, Izz too busy, Not me Frisky, I likes to lay by her
feet or share her blankie I just don't wanna be held much.
(I) Pet? Momms We hates cats n' dogs
(J) Other? Nemo me luvs to tear up the potty pads n' papertowels to
make my own bed now and DA dig box . Friskie me luvs Ravens old
bed in the canvas carrier and the pj drawer
(3) Do You Steal And/Or Stash Hooman: (If Yes, What) Yes
(A) Clothing? Momm's panties n' soks
(B) Food? Matty he always stealing cans of food and bottles of
Starbucks Fraps, chickn' broff, jars of gravy and cream DA chickn'
soup. He plays tug o war wif momms when she catch him. He wins
Momm's fraid she break teef. He run fast to hide under couch or
behind puter station. Momms always finds can of food n' broff here
and dere she just chuckles. Yeah me Matty I can open cupboards even
when momma block em wif heavy tings I berry berry strong big boy.
Nuffin I can't get to ifn I wanna.
(C) Treats? We all bad kids and steal any candy left wif in toof range
or climbin' range. Friskie her stashes Chickn' Bandits and Nemo
follows her n' eats um up.
(D) Bank Card? Nope
(E) Check Book?nope
(F) Money? Nope We dig in her purse and pull stuff out nuffin worth
stealn'
(G) Mail? Like to play in papers n' mail make big mess
(H) Remote Controls? OOH dats me Misty the remote thief I luv to hide
it from Momms and chew buttons off. I can carry em even if dey big
n' heavy. I strong for a little girl. Ha Ha
(I) Keys? Hangin' on wall can't reach em.
(J) Toys? We all luv to get into momms stuff specially get at her
favorite toy DA puter we all can type too. Un plug stuff too.
(K) Other? Momm's nic nac's, shoes we's likes lota stuff to steal &
hide depends on our mood dat day. Matty me steal pretty cup out of
sink in old partment I climb way up to get em, even go in DA cold
water to get the pretty green glass cup. Dis house I can't get to
sink I still trying to figur it out. I will too, I may be deaf but
I ain't dumb.
(4) Where Do You:
(A) Poop? Potty pans & potty pads in our room in DA rest of the house
we likes by the fridge in DA kitchen and by DA tub in DA bafroom
(B) Wee-Wee? Potty pans & potty pads in our room same as where we poop.
Sometimes we do on DA carpet by DA front door. Nemo say he has
favorite spot by the nic nac ting, momms puts paper towel for him.
He been sick so he gets spoiled lots.
(5) Do You Like To Bite Or Nibble: (If Yes, What And Who)
(A) Arms? Nope
(B) Fingers? Nope
(C) Hands? Nope
(D) Legs? Friskie me likes to lik lik lik den chomp on moms cafs
sometimes. I no why I do dat I just has to do it. Me obsessed with
her cafs sometimes.
(E) Toes? Nope
(F) Feet? Ooh me Matty luvs to do the carpet shark if mom has socks on.
I scares my auntie Jillie and Meesie cuz I go after dere foots.
(G) Shins? Nope
(H) Noses?
(I) Ears?Me Matty I haz no tongue so I can give momms lik kisses so Izz
give sweet slobbery nipples to her ears to shoz her I luv her lots
and lots, I berry gentle.
(J) Other? Me Matty used to be bad boy and bite momms butt when she on
da floor cleaning our potty pans but I gotz lost out da winder when I
jumped to da winder seal. I fallz out da winder true da screen. Momms
cried and cried I deaf so I can't hear her call. She look for 2 dazs.
I not go far, I go to where it smells like us and momms to the storage
area and hide in da boxes. I go to neighbers house to visit dere doors
open but dey shoo me out, I scared I hide but momms smart she put her
special soup out in da extra cage and I go right in I can smell her
soup good from my hiden place. I so happy momms found me I no bite her
but no more. My first home bad dey used me to make dogs fight dey chew
me up bad but I got saved and momms took me home I happy boy. I play
and play be wild n crazy, be bad bad boy and momms no punish me cuz she
feels bad I had such a bad start in life I tink se loves me best. Oh No
Matty, she luvs me Misty best I her first baby. No no no I am favorite
I first boy Caspie. Dat is just wrong, I am da best boy so she luvs me
Nemo best. You all wrong yu brats I Friskie is sweetest girl me and
Misty she luvs us best we girls. No no she has more of us boyz she luvs
us best. Momma says she loves us all the same and each has a piece of
her heart as does her babies gone to the Rainbow Bridge RAven, Sahara,
Bobo, Momma n Baby Bear, Bandit, Slinky, Bandito, Alaya, Bubba Bear,
Snoop, Willie Nelson, Lost Boy II and so many more foster shelter kids
she loved and lost.
[Posted in FML 5957]
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