To Tina & Elliot Bernstein,
 
(By the way, your German name when translated to English means, "amber,"
just in case u didn't know.) And that great ferret fancier, Arnold
Schwartzeneggar, has a very odd name; i.e., "Schwartze" means "black" and
"neggar" means "negro" or "Negro." Note the word "negro" uncapitalized
means "black" whereas the word "Negro" refers to the race identity.
 
For your trip via Lufthansa to Europe with your Frettchen, u will most
likely need an international health certificate to pass through customs
without having to place your fuzzies in quarantine - maybe.
 
Print in German on your pet taxi the following:
 
ACHTUNG!   HIER BLEIBT ZWEI FRETTCHEN.
 
        (Attention!  There are two ferrets in here.)
 
KUESSEN SIE DIE FRETTCHENS NUR ZWEIMAL BITTE.
 
        (Please kiss the ferrets only twice)
 
Dem Chairmans vill git vun big kick out uf dat.
 
Ja, und u two haf a gut trrip.  Auf wiedersehen.
 
 
Edward (Where is my Pickelhaube, Carsten?) Lipinski
[Posted in FML issue 2719]