10. Piles of empty raisin boxes in the driveway.
 
9. "Square" corners from the outside, "rounded" corners from the inside.
 
8. Skunks pass by wearing gas masks.
 
7. More toys than furniture.
 
6. Piles of mismatched socks converted into beanbag furniture.
 
5. Poster on front door saying "Warning! This house protected by attack
Ferrets.  Intruders are subject to ferret Legging!"
 
4. Coincidental lack of neighborhood cows.
 
3. Bone collection includes "missing" CaCa Fishing Gestapo agents.
 
2. On the Brawny paper towel and Tidy Cat delivery routes.
 
1. You are Bhored to death.
 
Bob C and 20 MO Ferts-O-Doom
[Posted in FML issue 2348]