Hello ferret friends and neighbors,
 
Tonight I was too tired to make dinner, so I ordered a cheese pizza for
delivery.  I put the open box on the floor by my comfy chair/pillow and sat
down to read a book .  Abercrombie, as usual when I order pizza, wandered
over to get some crust and those pickled green pepper things they put in
the box (I don't like them, so he's welcome to them).
 
Unfortunately, Abercrombie was not satisfied with just crust.  He proceeded
to remove an entire slice from the pizza and dragged it by the crust out of
the box, across my white throw rug, into the kitchen, across the floor and
inside the cupboard.  Of course, I could have stopped him, had I not been
laughing uncontrollably at his struggle to maneuver the large cheesy object
into his hidey-hole.
 
If you don't believe me, I have the suspicious-looking trail of tomato
sauce he created to prove it!!
 
All our best,
 
Marcy (who is dressing as a ferret for Halloween.  If you can't beat them,
join them!!)
 
Abercrombie ("BURP!!  More pizza, please.")
 
and Fitch ("You mean, the children come to our door to _get_ candy, not
_give us_ candy?)
[Posted in FML issue 1362]