*** Upon receiving special orders, Commander Katie aka: Agent Wonder Weasel,
set out to accomplish the directive........
 
16:10.. No problems encountered while sneeking across the kitchen floor,
proper cupboard door is in sight.  Using advanced FLO training, agent Wonder
Weasel easily gains access to said cupboard.  Slipping quietly inside the
agent begins a regulation search for mission objective.  Slipping quickly
between various canned foods and jars, she comes within a whiskers length of
her target.
 
16:15..With lightning speed, Agent Wonder Weasel takes control of the enemy
provisions expert, code name "Mrs. Butterworth", by licking around the top
of her head until she surrenders.
 
16:18..After carefully observing the area immediately outside the closest
cupboard door, Agent Wonder Weasel decides it is safe to procede.
 
16:20..Agent Wonder Weasel begins to drag her prisoner out of the cupboard
and across the kitchen floor, by the top of her head.
 
16:22..After safely reaching the door to the local FLO outpost, Agent Wonder
Weasel finds she cannot get her prisoner under the door into the
closet...er...outpost.  This places her mission in grave danger of failure.
 
16:24..Our heroine is still trying to complete her mission, when
suddenly....."Katie!  What the hell are you doing?!".....Oh No!  Spotted by
the resident NH ("supposedly" Neutral Human ) Agent Wonder Weasel is forced
to abort her nearly completed mission!  "Curses!  Foiled Again!" she hisses,
as she makes a frantic dive under the door into the relative safety of the
outpost.  From this vantage point, she watches forlornly as her prisoner is
released to the unattainable TOP SHELF of the cabinet.
 
***Mission Status: FAILED
 
TNT!
Amy & Katie, aka: Wonder Weasel
"Here's Dookin' at you Kit!"
[Posted in FML issue 1555]