This little Christmas ditty goes out to all the listmembers of ferret-l in
the spirit of "Dookmas.":)
(and all the carpet sharks out there:)
12 DAYS OF DOOKMAS
 
On the first day of Dookmas my owner gave to me,
One ferretone tree
Two Jelly Beans
Three diamond collars
Four huge new levels (cages folks:) )
FIVE GOLDEN RAISINS!
Six chewy toys
Seven crawly tubes
Eight leather harnesses
Nine new food bowls
Ten rats a'running
Eleven ladies scratching
AND TWELVE...NEW...FERREEETS...DOOOOOOKING!!
That's my Christmas effort for the season unless I get bit by the satire bug
again:)
I did a *great* one for a horse network I am on, now *that* was my best
effort of all, I even got virtual applause!:)
Merry Christmas to all and to all a Dooknight!
 
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Selena Simonetti and "?"
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[Posted in FML issue 1419]