Ok, here's the deal. Take a book/TV/movie title/chiche/quote and make a
dignified and meaningful subsitution to make it ferretish. Ready? Go!...
 
"I fert in your general direction"  (Crazy French Guy from Monty Python
and the Holy Grail)
 
"I'd bite that for a dollar"  (Running joke in Robocop)
 
"Raisin Arizona"  (Movie title...do I need to say it?)
 
"Dook-Dook-Dook-Dook-Dook"  (Get inside your brain so you can't think of
anything else theme from Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind)
 
"Bathies? We don't need no stinkin' bathies"  (Cheech and Chong skit)
 
"Poop's Corner" (Watch Disney if you don't get it)
 
"That's Major Ferret-face to you, buster!" (Ok, I didn't change the Frank
Burns/Mash quote, so sue me)
 
"Whoa, dook!"  (Bill and Ted's excellent saying)
 
'Goodbye, and Thanks for all the Ferrets"  (A funny Doug Adams book or my
life, take your pick)
 
"Inside the 3rd Retch" (a catharic account of the rise and fall of the
California Fish and Gestapo)
 
"Dook.  Or don't dook; there is no try."  (Yoda)
 
"And now for something completely ferret..."  (Another Monty Pyton)
 
And for the baker's dozen:
 
"Eye-Ah-Gotta-Da-Ferret"  (Iron Buttery)
 
 
The challenge is out. Best me.
 
Bob C and the 21 Ghost Ferrets in the Sky
[Posted in FML issue 2057]