(*I* am going to win this! - Everybody else give up!)
 
Leaving my townhouse, walking to my car, carrying both my silver mitt and
sable females in one arm, a neighbor I haven't met, yells over to me "Is
that an iguana?"
 
(Could've sworn iguanas are green and not two-headed!)
 
I was so dumbfounded, I pulled off my sunglasses, gave The Look, and
proceeded to get into my car.
 
Months later, the woman came up to me while exiting my car, to apologize.
She said she realized I was offended, but, "years ago, a friend of mine had
an iguana and I thought (my *two* ferrets in one arm!) looked similar."
Sheesh!
 
Shari Gunter
[Posted in FML issue 2225]