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Mon, 12 Aug 1996 17:50:03 -0400
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Hi guys
 
Rascal here.......
 
First off......mama just talked to a rescue shelter lady and they both
agree....what May-wee has is a lack of nutrition and starvation problem, and
not an adrenalin problem.  Mama thinks she might be enemic too whatever that
is.  I thought those were things that live in water...but then what do I
know?  I can't read very well.
 
So when mama made the next batch of `Fix Everything' soup....she added a
couple tablespoons of Powdered Brewers Yeast with extra vitamins and
minerals.  I can tell you...May-wee isn't wobbly at all any longer and now
runs even faster that Brandy.
 
And you should see her kiss mama...it's like she actually knows this is a
great mama so is happy to have her.  It's sickening!  She's always climbing
all over mama...hardly ever any room for me.  Oh brother!  Then Pogo is
starting to get rather pushy too!  Mama says it's just because they were
starving for more than just good food.  I can tell you guys this much ....we
all sure are having a great time playing!  May-wee is such a cutie.  I just
can't stop giving her kisses either.  I think cause maybe I'm in love.
She's a lot more mellow than Brandy.  But then, Pogo seems to be in love
with both mama and Brandy.  He'll follow either one anytime.
 
Hey PawPaw.....was that a small smile shining from your house?  We sure do
hope and pray you'll be feeling chipper again real soon.
 
To: David Doyle <[log in to unmask]>
The adventure story on the road with the girls...would make a dang cute
children's book.  We hope you get it published soon.  Keep up the great work.
 
To Rosie, Maxie, Sammie and Miss Wiggles
Yes, we still want to be part of your wedding.  I want to be an ursher
person cause I love to greet people.  Pogo can be a bouncer cause he bounced
down the stairs a while ago like his butt was on fire!  Brandy got into
another vase of flowers again...and tossed the petals around so she still
wants to be one of your flower girls.  I think maybe May-wee is a little too
frail for an adventure thing like a weddin.  She'll stay home with mama, ok?
But Lobo (our guard wolf) will still guard the gate for those Skunk crashers
if you are still worried.  Just give us a shout and we'll be there with
bells.  We can't wear them cause our Dad hates the constant racket.  What
did he mean by that?  It's not like we are a rowdy crew...whew!  Well, maybe
today we are.
 
Mama says she's tired so we all gotta go take a nap now.  So why doesn't she
take a nap instead of us cause we have way too much to do yet!  Oop's goota
go now.....
 
Cheers, chuckles, dooks and a howl fro the crew......
Rascal...still in charge but barely
Pogo......where did my mama go?
Brandy....I'm getting sick of Rascal always kissing that baby.
May-wee...Is Rascal in love?
Lobo......caught a mole today! I don't like them either!
and their mama too!
[Posted in FML issue 1659]

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