Hi dere everybodies,
'Dis is Rosie and Maxie here 'gain, and we got some weally sweet pooter mail
from our flea-on-says Tater 'n Odie (Brudders in Mayhem and Wuv, you know).
It made our wittle heartsiz all warmed and fuzzy!
Anyways, da weddin' wist has gwown consisterably, wit da following fewwets
on da wist: Chipper & Gina (Da bwydes-maids you know), Amelia Bedelia
Earhart, Gaston, Fernie, Jasper, Mandy, Amber, Big Bear, and Bandit!
So, if you want to get on dat wist, send us pooter mail you fewwets! Just
tell your humans to help you log-in to da innernet and da world wide
spiderweb 'ting!
Anyways, 'dis is Rosie and Maxie here, and we got some interusting news and
stuff for you...
See, da been getting all high-bwood pwessured every morning when he gets up
from bed and dwinkin' dat icky black stuff, smokin; dose nasty sticks, and
making smelly sounds wit his hynee (Boy, our fadder-in-law gonna get along
wit our da great-like!)...
Anyways, dose coons sabath-togged his pretty garden during da night when we
was all seepin', isn't dat sneeky or what, and da been askin' peoples on dat
innernet (I tink he called it news-soups or sometin' - our da is a wildlife
people you know, he has lots of friends who knows 'bout wild animals and
stuff). Anyways, dose wildlife peoples told da to get an 'lectrified fence
and put it 'round da yard...
Can you imagine our wittle fuzzy wild friends gettin' all shocked like
lightnin' hit dem' in da nose and stuff? And da neighbores would become
vewy mad at da if dere kitty cats done get barbie-cued too! Plus, I bet da
would forget sometime and step on da fence and cuss and holler when he gets
electrificuted too! No, 'dis pwan will just not do da twick!
Da lady at da garden stowe told our da to kill dose coons, but my da don't
wanna see any cwitter die, he wuvs all animals, big and small, trouble-some
and all...
So, my da says he just gonna co-exist or someting' wit' dose wild coons, you
know, since he tinks dat dey is really cute anyways, and he don't wanna feed
dem, cause dey was eatin' bugs and stuff from da wet soil, and da says dat
dat is naturwell and all, and da weally appreciates naturwell stuff, you
know, so he gonna live in peas and harmonicas wit dose coons...
We wanna invite dose big fewwets dat he calls coons to da wedding, but we is
worried dat dey will dig up da lawn at dat church and we will get into
trouble wit dat God-person...
Anyways, enuf 'bout coons...We is so proud of our gwooms for gettin' dem
monkey-type soots, dat we is gonna go get some bewfull long, white dwesses
and veils so dat we look so incwedibly goregous dat Tater and Odie will wuv
us for all eternity-time...
Anyhow, dat's all da stuff for today folks-peoples, remember to R.S.V.P. (I
tink dat dat means Reserve your spot very important peoples...) so dat you
can be at da wedding...we don't know when it's gonna be at 'cause we still
have to meet Tater and Odie you know...
Bye for now,
Rosie and Maxie
[Posted in FML issue 1608]
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