Hallooo...I'm Payton, um Tempest now (my hooman changed my name, I like
the new one better i tink)....and i want to be on the Pet Week poster next
year...i hear they have a cow on it, and i think i make the best pet ever
created yet!  i was told that i wasn't on it this year because the people
running Pet Week didn't know that i's so popular!
 
So we need to dook it up and tell these people what we and our hoomans did
to celebrate!  So write my hooman and get the address for the person in the
AMVA who needs to hear how many of us there are...surely more than pet cows
(who i would like to meet since someone told me that they make that sacred
thing called MILK).  So help me (or someone who looks a little like me)
become a poster child next year!
 
Dooks!
Tempest the albino tornado
 
Sue M.
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[Posted in FML issue 2317]