My vwery deerest Sammi,
 
I know dat it is da bryde dat chooses her maids of honor but if you haven't
yet made a choice, Smudge has a couple of vwery, vwery close friends.  Day
is girl type fairwits, but not Smudge's girl friends.  Smudge met dem
through a ferret chat.  Dair names are Tiger an Cupcake.  Dey want vwey much
to be part of da festustivies of our holey "I do's", if its OK by you.  I
told dem I would ask.
 
BTW, ifin your girl friend fairwits wants to have da Chip n' Dale dansers at
your brydal shower dat's OK wit Smudge cause I trust you.Sides, Smudge knows
you is to fraidy to get into a shower wit anyone.  Don't worry my Sam, soon
Smudge will be dair to hold your wittle paw in da shower soos you won't be
fraidy anymore.  Till den my wuv,
 
Yours forever an ever,
 
Smudgie
[Posted in FML issue 1660]