Now that my next-door neighbor saw some @&^)$%(*#@!  kid in my back yard
yesterday looking like he wanted to pry open one of my windows, I am
getting estimates on alarm systems and wrought-iron grating.  The kid ran
away when my neighbor started walking toward him.  I am not only concerned
about my belongings when I'm not home, but I especially need to protect my
FERRETS!  Too bad I can't equip them with smart weapons like atomic fangs
that pulverize criminals and leave the good guys (and gals) unharmed.
[Posted in FML issue 1313]