You know, it really derails those Jehovah's Witness people is to greet them
at the door with a wiggly, enthusiastic ferret in your hands.  Amelia and I
turned the tables as I did some ferret "evangelizing"!
 
Regina and Amelia ("What's a watchtower?  Can you climb it?)
 
ps. One of the best ways to ensure that people will never understand
anything is to tell them that they don't understand anything.  That's
all this college kid has to say.
[Posted in FML issue 1580]