Hi, dis is us again...and we gots lots of FML mail to the pooter sayin' dat
dis here weddin' ting we got goin' is like a soap operator or sometin'... So
now you's udder fewwets who wanna keep in touch wit us on da pooter can just
scroll down to da bottum of da FML and you get the best stuff first!
 
By the way, dose coons came back again last night, and Rosie saw dem tru da
glass...Ma tinks dat dose coons tink dat we is dere babies or sometin' and
dats why dey always dig up Da's bewful garden...Cause dey is mad at Da for
havin' coon babies wit widdle masks in da house!
 
Anyways, we gots more mail today from the brydemaidens...
 
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"Dearest gullfiends,
 
Mom bought us a real d.i.c.t.i.o.n.a.r.y.!  But, wez hid it :)
 
As youz brydes mades, "you know", wez suggestin you has potted pants, oops
typo, plants att dus wedding inception....better dan beer!  And house about
sum Fewwetone for dezerrt?  Wez not mooch into raisins (wooked up duz
spleling), but woud joy sum of Paw Paw's mooch dooked about BBQ.  And whose
makes dat cow jerky?
 
Lissen up Rosie & Maxie, dunnot youz do anytang with does boyz Tater & Odie
till youz get a BIG diamound ringlet (attack furmly to youz collar or
harness!) and no madder wat happenz - do nut give it back!  Wez speeking
from expe...arghh...wez just knowin.
 
Fuzzie (is dat an engwish word?) bonding from Chipper & Gina!"
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Well now, we tink dat it would be a great idea if Paw paw done makes his
beef critter for da weddin', and we still wonderin' if we gonna get a
diamond collar or sometin' from da boys to wear for da rest of our bewful
lives togethers...We tink dat Tater and Odie is probably saving up socks and
stuff to trade in for da wings at da paw-shop!
 
We love all you FML fewwets...Long-stemmed Rose and Mad Maxie  =)
[Posted in FML issue 1612]