My crew are rarely are called their given names, they are usually called
the following:
 
Bandit: The "B" man, Beastmeister, Bossman
Digger: Diggyman, Digster, Diggypoo
Scooter: The Deaf Kid, Scootypie
Misty: Honey Girl, Little Bitch
Buster: Chunky Soup, Chunkyman
Mickey: Nuggles, Chunkybutt
Flower : Little Deaf Girl,  Sweet Baby Girl
 
Diggy, Bandit and Misty were trucking ferrets.  They have trucked all
over the country with me as Goodwill Embassadors and we are now all
happily retired and kicking back.
 
Take Care,
Linda and the Terrorists of Fur
Missing: Sneakyman, Patch, Fred and Stymie ( RIP )
[Posted in FML issue 3794]