Hello everyone Vinnie was sighted in a neighbors yard and me and my
entire family dashed out to look for him.  I even slipped on the sidewalk
and went down on my butt.  Vinnie is gonna come home we're going to the
next level we're getting a havahart trap or a couple of them and setting
them out for him.  Sure he'll be scared for a moment but when he comes
home he's gonna be one happy rat.  Oh yeah when Joe came and got me I
was ready to dash out in my jockey shorts but my mom made me put on my
trousers.
 
Sincerely
David Owings
 
Ferrets and Hamsters have a way of weaseling their way into your heart
and once they do they never leave and I wouldn't have it any other way.
[Posted in FML issue 5100]