Here are a few more.Hope we provide a couple of chuckles.My fuzzies keep me
lol.  You might be a ferret owner if:
 
you have to explain why you have cardboard duct taped to your dishwasher and
your stove.
 
you understand that with fuzzy logic,1 + 1 = 3 or 4 or 5 or more.
 
you can't exit a door without looking down.
 
you find yourself walking like Quasimodo to study the ancient art of
shoulder riding.
 
you say isn't that cute more than 4 times in 10 minutes.
 
wet willys take on a whole new dimension.
 
Ferret snuggles(can't think of anything better),
Sandy(Snuggle with me),
Val(Okay,if I can sleep.),
Jazz(Lemme go,there's socks to move),&
Taz(Lemme get Jazz.)
 
The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science
requires reasoning,while those other subjects merely require scholarship.
And another--- in a family argument,if if turns out you are right----
apologize at once.
                     L.Long
[Posted in FML issue 2328]