Dippy & Blackie wrote:
 
>Dippy (Bad Thing 1): "Don't tell da Oracle ... but did you see all dat
>cash Lois's ferretz stashed away?"
>
>(Band Thing 2):
>Blacky (Bad Thing 2): "Boy, were they busted.  That was laundered money
>for FLO.  I'm sure of it!"
>
>D: "It's too bad.  Think about all of the cat-apultz that would have
>    built."
>
>B: "And the thongs it could buy for Linda Iroff!"
>
>D: " Or BIG!"
>
>::The two high five it, dance around, dook, and he-he::
>
>D: "Seriously, I wuz thinking more along the lines of Stormy, Jerimiah,
>    Petey ..."
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Dippy!!!!  I don't wear no thong!  Sheeesh, where would I put my tail?
Plus, I hear da thong at your house is pink, He man, manly ferrets like
me don't wear pink!!!  I think you should spend the money on the 2006
Ferrets of the FML Calendar, and give em to everyone in da world.  They
are hot hot hot!!  like meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 
Petey TPO, the hubba hubba of the ferret world, Mom said
[Posted in FML issue 5024]