Yesterday, Gordon wrote:
>What is red and white that spins like a top in a big blur ????

Hmmm.

1) A ferret that has found an ancient candy cane left over from
Christmas under the sofa, has been munching, and is now on an insane
sugar high??

2) Your Victoria's Secret Valentine's day underwear with a ferret
inside? (General FML 'your', not *Gordon's*. This is not coming out
right. I'm quitting right here.)

3) An albino ferret that has just had an unfortunate experience with
a glass of V-8?

Alexandra in MA

[Posted in FML 5585]