Roo - "Hey Bandit...you hold my butt up as high as you can and aim
straight...Oddball...you squeeze me like a tube of nutrical to give me
that extra boost and see how high up the door I can go!"
 
Goose - "That's disgusting, Roo...but since I'm the biggest I can measure
how far up you went." "((Man...she sure is gross for a girl.))"
 
Ozzy - "I'll be the lookout so we don't get caught and she'll never
figure out which one of us did it."
 
Roo - "Got me steady Bandit?  Hurry up cuz I been savin'!
Ready...aim...SQUEEZE!"
 
**Insert sounds here**
 
Aaron - "Good shot!"
 
Goose - "Blah...ok...give me the measuring tape. 9 inches even!!"
 
Aaron - "I wonder if our cousins have poop stories to tell?"
 
Goose - "That's not EVEN a tasteful topic."
 
Brought to you with compliments of the Whisker Bunch...Roo, Bandit,
Oddball, Goose, Ozzy and Aaron
[Posted in FML issue 4252]