<An unseen MC's voice speaks>
 
"OK, contestants. For the first quarter of our game, live here at CUNY
studios in exciting downtown Manhattan, it's our host France, the
Fricken Pigmy Hedgehog! Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for France!"
<Applause>
<Tight shot of small, sneering hedgehog>
 
<HH walks up to strip of tape on stage floor and stops>
<Stage dims, cue round white spotlight on HH>
France, puffing up and taking a deep breath says "Dese arrre de
rulllesss....Along wit our 'ome audieeence, we match yesterday's FML
Rant to de Rantersss. Zo. Contestant ooone,
<Quick shot of a hopeful looking ferret Mom>
you wan' Rants or Rantersss?"
 
<Tight shot of a smiling Ferret Mom>
 "France, I'll take Ranters for five hundred!"
 
France mutters "Whatever, 'oomin,"
<HH turns stage left>
 " an who isss on our Rantersss Board, today?"
 
<The Unseen MC speaks>
"France, today we have a bumper crop of rambuctious Ranters, we've even
had to go OVERBOARD, and bring out a *second* Board to hold all of the
names, something that's never happened on the game before!"
<Cut to printed name list propped up on an easel>
"France, let's begin with a real psycho who's been here on the game
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Alexandra in MA
[Posted in FML issue 5210]