Things Famous People Could Learn From Ferrets
 
Warning-read at your own risk.  Some people may find parts of this to be
politically incorrect!
 
Rosie O'Donnell - It's okay to hide your snacks for later!
 
Drew Carey - Sniffing someone's butt is an acceptable way to tell if they
are friend or foe!
 
BackStreet Boys - Dancing skills would improve greatly if they added
bouncing off walls to the routine!
 
Martha Stewart - A fresh made bed makes the best bouncing!
 
President Clinton - Laying flat on the floor and looking pathetic goes a
long way when you're in trouble!  (Nah!  Wouldn't work for him!)
 
The cast of Friends - Sleeping is better when it's done in one big pile!
 
Greg Louganis-Diving for raisins is more fun.
 
Mulder and Skully - The real threat is from the FLO.
 
And For BOB C.-Take a break-roll over and ask someone to scritch your
tummy-you'll find your ability to concentrate will improve!!
 
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Judy Cooke
Tyson, Hope, and Einstein
 
"The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants,
sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting
anything." Clarence Darrow
[Posted in FML issue 3097]