There once was a lady.  She had no car.  She adopted 2 kits from far away.
She wrote to all the newsgroups and here and there.  And much to her
pleasure, people replied from far and near.  There was an offer fer a plane
ride, and offers for car rides.  But what pleased her most was the fact
everybody was there to help bring her 2 ferrets home to their mommy and just
a little late for her birthday.  So the moral of this story is ferret out
the requests to all possible areas.  Not just here and there but all over
everywhere.
[Posted in FML issue 1754]