I heard a noise and found Ashling on the table.  You know that feeling
when something isn't quite right, but at first you don't know what it
is?  Well, that is what I had until I looked at where the bananas were
hanging.  She'd gone and peeled part of one section of the bottom of a
banana (with the peel shoved under the rim of a platter --hidden from
sight) and had been helping herself to banana.
[Posted in FML issue 4223]