Hi everybody,
 
Dis Maxie and Rosie, dis time Maxie is writin'...Rosie be no more
pooter-hog!
 
Anyways, today Ma and Da went to the pet store, and guess what?  Ma found
what everybody on the FML was been talkin' 'bout...A kwinkle sack!!!
 
I can't weeve it awone, I wuv it!!!  Da picked it up wit me in it and said
he was Santa Claus delibewing pwesents!  Ma picked it up and Maxie (Dat's me
you know) was inside!  Can you beweave it or what?
 
Anyways, I was weedin' the FML yesserday, and I was weedin' 'bout Tater n'
Odie's Paw Paw, and I was wishin' dat I had some of dat beef kwitter...my
mouse was wattewin!  Boy, Tater n' Odie sure was lucky to have some of dat
beef kwitter.  I got weally sick 'bout two weeks ago, and Ma and Da had to
wush me to mergshy hosple.  It was no fun, you know, the doctor was a bad
doctor...he was afraid of fewwets, and he stuck sometin' up my butt, and I
didn't like it much, I started to sweem, and Ma started cwyin'.  Doctor got
a big, 'ol needwle and pu' water in my body.  And den he gabe me some pink
stuff called biotics, and I had to take dat pink sfuff for a week... I jus
now started feewin' better...I sink it was because one day I was dwinkin'
dat bwack stuff dat Ma and Da call cawfee dat dey dwink all da time you
know, anyways, (Maxie-sigh), I sink dat I dwank too much, cause I got
diaweah and was de-hywated, dat's what Ma says anyways, all I know is I was
feeling all yucky...So, I jus wanted to warn you udder fewwets: Don't do it!
You better not do it!  Not suppoda!  Ma says!  Don't dwink da cawfee!
 
Anyways, Ma and Da, I been heawin' dem tawkin, and dey sink dat when we go
see Granma and Granpaw, 'cause we're gonna go on daycation, dey been sayin'
dat we's gonna get a new wittle sister...I hope so, it'd be good to get a
new wittle sister...I hope dat she's got dose two wittle bewty marks on her
ears, just like me and Rosie.  Ma said something 'bout MF fewwets, but I
doeknow what she's tawkin' about... Anyways, today Ma was walkin' around wit
tis ting dats snaps bright light at us, I tink she calls it a camewa...
anyway, she been makin' dis ting make our eyes all dawk and dotty all day,
she says dat picktews gonna come outta dere...I gotta find out from Ma how
you make dose picktews on dose tings what you pwug into the pooter, like Ma
and Da got alweady...I'm gonna send one to Tater and Odie, so dey see what
we look like...Ma and Da call it a gift or a leg-peg or someting'.
 
Anyways, Rosie's lookin' out da window, waiting for dose coons to come, I
still donknow what she's talkin' about...I never seen deme tings...but Da
says he got picktews to pwove it, oh, wait, gotta go, my favowit songs on da
wadeo...I gotta go do da fewwet-dance you know...
 
     Anyways, P.S., we wuv woo Tater and Odie...
 
     Maxie and Rosie (Teddy bear fewwet & Bewful as a wose)
[Posted in FML issue 1605]