Well, it seems the holidays have come in our back door when we weren't
looking and it is time once again to dig out the old Mangled Music for
Mustelids, Christmas songs. This one seems to be a favorite!

Sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

WALKING WITH A FERRET IN MY PANTS

Hear my cries are you listnin'?
Oh my tears, they are glistnin'.
I'm starting to wail but to no avail,.
Walking with a ferret in my pants!

Gone away is the old skin,
here to stay is the NU-SKIN.
I'll heal up strong as we form a bond.
Walkin with a ferret in my pants!

To my knee that fuzzy ferret's climbing,
but to my ankle down he takes a slide.
Up again he's trying for my knee now,
but slides again while sctching up my hide!

Later on by the fire,
I will lift my hems higher.
To see what they've done,
Oh heck it was fun!!
Walking with a ferret in my pants!

      S.Pyron

[Posted in FML 7979]