>I have a ferret and I was wondering if there are any colleges that
>allow ferrets.
 
I knew my fuzzies were smart, but...college?  Now the ~real~ reason
California won't legalize our ferrets becomes obvious.  The politicos are
worried their jobs would be put in jeopardy!  It is but a small step from
stealing socks to stealing from the public.  And..instead of demanding high
salaries, ferrets would be demanding larger raisin and banana quotas.
 
FLO, it would seem, has been very successful.  Yesterday, our toes; today,
college; tomorrow, California; and the future?  Hmmmmmmm.  I will have to
follow Snorkle tonight when he sneaks out.  I just thought he liked to
collect shiney things.  Now I suspect they are rank pips.
 
(Now where did my O.D. socks get
to...........................................)
[Posted in FML issue 2286]