She sniffed it!  She took a deep wiff!  I saw her I saw her smell it!
HAHAHAAAAA!  Poop sniffer!!!!
 
::Wind nearly blows Wolfy over from up above.  She looks up and its the
Ferret Oracle hovering above in her red radio flyer wagon with harrier
capabilities.  She dumps a load of depends on her head to confuse her,
then beans her on the head with a .... well a can of Bush beans.::
 
Nailed her, Puppets!  YESSSSS!
 
::The robed on lands her wagon, pops out, runs over the stunned Wolfy and
yanks the staff out of her hand::
 
Got it Puppets.  Got my staff back.  Sniff indeed!!!!  I gazed upon it,
did not sniff it, did not inhale no.  I gaze, not sniff.  Trying to ruin
my good name was she.
 
::ferrets appear from all over, scruff Wolfy and drag her off to only
ferrets no where::
 
I feel.... an odd thing comming on Puppets... its....a .... a prediction
comming.  Here it comes... comming... comming.......there it is!  Yes,
yes.... what a whopper.  It's a famous ferrets birthday next week.  This
is big little ones.... a very important date.  It's Kouri's birthday!
 
::ferrets from every corner stand, applause, and cheer::
 
Happy birthday toooo youuuu, happy birthdaaaay toooo youuu.... Happy
birthday dear Kouuuuuurrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiii... Haaaappy biiiiirthdaaaaay
tooooooo youuuuuuuuuuu!!
 
::ferret surrounding give each other high fives::
 
Now that I've recovered my staff and that Wolfy is being disposed of, I
can go on my way.  But first... a reminder of the afghan raffle for SOS:
http://www.geocities.com/crochetkat/ferret/sos-raffle.html
 
And you know what's really cool?  The flag raffle to honor the 9-11 heros.
Raffled off will be a handmade flag, and a crocheted flag...
 
::she sifts through the wagon::
 
Heres the information here:
http://www.geocities.com/ferretlover96/ferrets/raffle.html
 
Yup the poop says that if people get tickets, the red cross and lots of
animals will be helped with this one!
 
::She mounts the wagon, and takes off into the deep blue sky........ the
harrier wagon wailing out of its stereo Lenny Kravitz's "I Want To Fly
Away"::
 
Wolfy
 
Please visit:
http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/
for information on ferret deafness:
http://www.geocities.com/wolfysluv/deaf.html
[Posted in FML issue 3603]