In the spirit of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", 1,000 points to the person
who can solve this dilemma:
 
You have two ferrets.  They share a cage, hammocks, food, water,
sleep-time, playtime, etc.  ONE of them has to be on a special diet.  The
other should not, because of the deficiencies of the special diet for an
adrenal, geriatric ferret.  How does one introduce, convince to eat, and
maintain a special diet for one (reluctant) cagemate without compromising
the diet of the other - and still keep them in the same cage together?
 
If you can solve this, you're good.
 
Thanks,
Ande, Gabby the old girl and IBS Kirby
[Posted in FML issue 3680]