Now that the Christmas season is upon us, here come more carols.  This one
is titled: "Give Us Something Nice This Christmas" a ferret Christmas list
set to the tune of "Hark The Herald Angels Sing" Allbeit very sophisticated
ferrets - aren't they all?
 
Enjoy,
 
Mary Cohen
 
 
Hark the Herald Ferrets Sing
 
Sung to the tune of "Hark The Herald Angels Sing" (Glory to the
Newborn King)
 
 
Give us something great this Christmas,
A Ferrari would be nice.
We will always wear our seat belts,
And, of course, we'll brake for mice!
We will keep the tires rotated,
We won't drive inebriated.
We won't cross the yellow lines,
We will obey the traffic signs.
Give us something great this year,
Fill all our little hearts with cheer!
 
Give us something swell this Christmas,
A Lear jet would be the thing,
We won't buzz the TV tower,
We won't war dance on the wing.
We'll serve Ferretone and candy,
Raisins that are laced with brandy.
Melon in a gold tureen,
Chicken croquettes fit for a queen,
Give us something swell this year,
Fill all our little hearts with cheer!
 
Give us something grand this Christmas,
Windsor Castle would be fine.
There will be ten thousand corners,
Rice milk will be served at nine.
We'll steal jewelry from the Tower,
Kick the Queen out, usurp power.
We'll own everything we see,
Climb up the Royal Christmas Tree.
Give us something grand this year,
Fill all our little hearts with cheer!
[Posted in FML issue 2881]