Attention all those who are experiencing or have experienced the
door-pooping syndrome.  We have reason to believe this is a deliberate
action on the part of the ferrets to gain complete control of their
living space.
 
Please see "Operation Barricade" under the Current Programs section at:
http://www.geocities.com/lothruin/programs.html
 
These weasels are cunning, and have been known to participate in
activities that may make them seem untrainable, less intelligent, even
downright stubborn, but it is all an act.
 
If you are experiencing door-pooping syndrome, please PLEASE read the
above.  And keep a watchful eye on those treacherous ferrets.
 
Melissa Barnes
Mira, Tasha, Robin, Samurai, O'Dell, and Nietzsche
Missing Booboo and Cael always.
[Posted in FML issue 3686]