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Dear Santa,
 
My name is Harry and I iz one years old .  All I want for Christmas this
year is a family to love and steal socks from.  I promise to cuddle and
dook with my new family every day in return for a warm forever home and
a cuddly blanket.  I promise I won't take up too much room.  I know you
probably don't get too many letters from ferrets, but I don't know who
else to ask.  I have lived here for almost 3 three months now, and every
day I see hoomans come to pick up puppies or kitties.  Don't these people
realize puppies drool and kitties hog laps?  Don't they know laps are for
dancin' on, and not sleepin'?  The people who take care of me have been
kind and you should add them to your "Nice" list, but they go home at the
end of every night and leave me all alone.  I really need some brothers
or sisters, but I won't be too greedy.  One brother or sister would be
nice.  My family moved away and left me and I really miss them a lot.  So
if you could find it in your own warm and fuzzy heart to help me find a
home, this fuzzy would be forever grateful, and I promise to always leave
you a share of my raisins under the Christmas tree.
 
Love,
Harry
 
As you can see by Harry's letter he really needs a home.  If you live on
the South Shore in Massachusetts please contact me and I will direct you
to where Harry is.  He is a year old and current on all shots and in good
health and very lonesome.  Rose from LFFR will also donate some fresh new
bedding for Harry once he finds a forever home.
 
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[Posted in FML issue 4353]

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