Sweet Sammi,
Camille,here,
I stinks you should cornsider my bruvver Conan.  He almost never pins me
down, and he has the sweetest red eyes.  Besides, if you deciduate to muervy
all 3 o'dem boyz, what'll you do with yr first litter of babyferts?  All
them hothobs'll be claiming dem & yoou'll be trying to be polite and it'll
just be a fertin' disaster.  I stink you should merricate my bruvver Conan.
I'm talking to you as a sifter, as a ferinist, and as a loving ferret sis.
Besides, Conan needs to meet a woman-fert who can beat his butt!  When Ma
does it, he's so sweet, but I can't seem to get his attention.  He's so big
& pretty, he needs a wo-fert to calm him down.
 
Besides, if you marivitate Conan, I get to meet Foggy.  I know Wigglie
thinks he's her soulmate & stuff, but he ain't seen me yet!  If I get to
meet Foggy, Ma gets to meet Dayna, and tell her she loves her & hooman stuff
like dat dere.  Ma really loves that Dayna girlfert.
 
So anyway, little sister, I think you should join with my brudder Conan in
holy dreadlock, coz he really wants to dook with you, and I really want to
be a part of this fambvly.  Besides, Ma says she can sew Rosie, and Maxie,
and Wigglie, and your wedding gowns.  We's all gonna be gorjus ferts!
 
Like Paw Paw says,
many much loves,
Camille (your sisfert)
Conan(I'm the groom, yes I am, yes I am, I'm the groom, uh-huh)
Rikki(huh?,ok, whatever you want, Ma)
Cady the Dawg, Kesley the Cat(huh, what, a wedding, which way do I go, Ma?)
[Posted in FML issue 1642]