To the tune of "Thunderball"
 
He always wardances when others walk
He dooks when other men just talk
He looks at the Ferrettone and wants it all
So he strikes... like a big Fuzzball!
 
He knows the meaning of "carpet shark"
He can find a hiding ferret in the dark
They call him the biggest Rodeo Clown of all
So he strikes... like a big Fuzzball!
 
Any raisin he wants, he'll get
He'll clean any litterbox without regret
His days of ferretproofing are not gone.
His fight is to escape the cauldron
But he thinks that the fight is worth it all...
So he strikes... like a big Fuzzball!
 
For Todd and the double-oh-fuzzbutt rodeo clowns!  I'm with Sukie:
all for him going James Bond on those silly hovercraft- and
cauldron-stealing ferrets!
 
Christine and
Mab (Agent Triple-F) and Dustbin (Ernst Stavro Bloferret)
 
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[Posted in FML issue 4612]