Last night I had this long, detailed and annoying dream about some sort of
giant "B-movie" robots that slowly and malevolently tweaked, chewed on and
generally distressed my FEET!
 
So deep into it, while asleep, I kinda go "waitasec...robots my ASS!  It's a
FERT!" and jump up, throw off the covers, and sure enough, there's little
Hairy Crumb just having a blast chewing on my toesies.
 
Ferts.  Oh well.
[Posted in FML issue 1699]